About GaynorMiguelyH
A political man to a woman, "You look
beautiful today!!!!"
The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I
could not say the same
about you."
"Sure you could!!" said the
political man, "if you could lie as well
as I do!"
ShadoeColsonTS
What is a baby elephant after he is five
weeks
old ?
Six weeks old !
BaronDugallih
"Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a
Ph.D."
"What does Ph.D. stand for?"
"in his case, Pin-headed Dope."
BjarturEzequielBq
Men are like plungers.
They spend most of their
lives in a hardware store or the
bathroom
EllstonTrisqe
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mafia Victim Barbie
...feet set in cement--she really sinks!
VincentMisimD
Q: What kind
of work does a weak cat do? - A:
Light mouse work.
MacCormackPembrokefT
I tried to send an e-mail and broke my
computer.
How do you manage that?
I think it was when I tried to push it
through the letterbox.
DerrinHaraldurCT
yo
mama's teeth so yellow that when she
smiles everyone sings, "i got
sunshine on a cloudy day".....
DemondColtonol
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking
through the
park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a
dead birdie!"
The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
DesmundHerlbertrr
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her
purse
open?
She'd read there was going to be some change in the
weather.
MustafaAikinMI